Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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