I think my vagina is haunted
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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