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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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