he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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