the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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