she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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