Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
