Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
