If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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