Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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