1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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