Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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