He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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