He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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