I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
