I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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