Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
he shaved USA in his pubs
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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