butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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