u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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