i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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