you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize