i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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