actually, I'm a sock model
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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