Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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