I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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