yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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