He is such a slut. More and more my type.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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