Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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