I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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