it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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