flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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