she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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