strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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