We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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