Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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