Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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