Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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