this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Drake has all the answers
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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