Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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