even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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