i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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