on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
