Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm just crazy horny about you
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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