dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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