try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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