Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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