Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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