All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I think I just sharted jello shots
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