He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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