i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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