think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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