Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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