Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
if i died would you start the facebook group?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I have already put on my inside pants.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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