He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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