I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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