I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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